Sunday, July 01, 2007
hey readers. im back, but unfortunately, not with chapter 2 of math abuse yet. perhaps i might just do it tonight.
well, yesterday's competition was a blast. kampong glam's strategy was - easy row, relax and row. hahaha! wat the hell lar. well, our first 10 men boat came in first in their race, and the atmosphere there was really cool. all nice db-ers there. lol. first time in front of the boat got drum, so unusual. haha. finding the front and the back screaming at us. despite the shouts, we just couldnt maintain our strokes, but 1 thing that we had, was the unity. our newbie boat came in second from last, although the last boat was from breast cancer foundation (meaning they are all girls or so i think) so in other words, we were last. what a way to start. but our strokes were coordinated, and i think 5.01 for our first 800m race was really good.
coming in first was 4.15, 4.35, 4.36, 4.39, and ours. so what else can we say, i think we deserve a big clap and a lot of trainings. our stamina still aint there yet. we got the power, but maintaining it. thats another thing. we did our best, and yea!
-joke of the day-
lim walks into a pub and sees his friend yeo lumped over the bar. he walks over and asks him why he's looking so down.
"well" replies yeo.
"you know that beautiful girl at work that i wanted to ask out but i always get an erection everytime i see her?"
"yes" replies lim with a laugh.
"Well" says yeo, straightening up.
"i finally plucked up the courage to ask her out and she said yes"
"thats great. when are you going out?"
"well i went to meet her this evening but i was worried i'd get an erection again so i got some duct tape and taped by dick to my leg so if i did, it wouldn't show."
"sensible" says lim.
"so i get to her door and i rang her doorbell. she answered it in her sheepiest, tiniest, sexiest dress you ever saw."
"and what happened?"
Yeo slumps back over the bar again.
"i kicked her in the face"
- I contemplated at 3:47 pm
