Tuesday, January 01, 2008
The teacher was talking to the class about manners.
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
Michael said, ‘Just a minute, I have to go pee.’
The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite.’
‘What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.’
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.’
‘And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?’
‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’
The teacher fainted….
koped from huiqin's blog
what a start to the new year
lazing in my pants as i got out of bed at 1pm
i slept at 5am fyi
soon after i got down to trying to do some ict
at least i got what i want to do for the project
did a bit more
then i figured
IM STUCK!
stupid ICT project
its dam vague lar
cant they give more instructions
if you are telling those to
half chinese half ang moh kind
maybe they will understand what you are trying to say
but for those that are fully english educated
YOU ARE FUCKING VAGUE
can the school please brush up your damn english
for dog's sake
you are teaching the subject in english
the computer is in english
the freaking keyboard is in english
and you say use the mouse to click
its english also!
you don say
"yong lao shu lai zhe bian an an yi xia"
ill stand up in class and say fook you please go back to china
some teachers have this wirey voice
then some says
ah then you click here
then click here
then click here
LIKE WTF CAN EXPLAIN PROPERLY ANOT
you think see you do we understand ar
NB can fit explainations in also
screw nyp
- I contemplated at 4:34 pm
